caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: alunaes)

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.


(Source: c-mines)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

(Source: hateruess)

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget)

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life


(Source: BURGERTV)

  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters